It's a Wii Fit whore festival!

Want to make a successful YouTube video? Here’s how! Step one: Buy a Nintendo Wii. Step two: Buy Wii fit. Step three: Have vagina. Step four: Don’t be too fat. It’s that easy!

My personal favorite because this girl is attractive, sluttily dressed, and desperate for attention. All are qualities I look for in a woman. They say you look for a woman like your mother.

This one thinks it’s classy because it’s from “Diet.com” so it has to have the vagina talk. Whatever, skip to 51 seconds in.

This is the one that got all the hype last week. I’d put good money on the girl being an utter disaster with a cooch that smells like an Xbox 360 joystick and a bag of Cheetos, but eh, who am I to judge?

This chick may be having a seizure, I’m not sure. But she’s got a fat ass. She might be a mom though, the more I look at it. Whatever, like that’s stopped me before.

Pro Tip: If you look like a bassethound, hide the face.

This isn’t Wii Fit but, whatever…jailbait!

Ideally, you should have some athletic coordination. Lest you look like a functional retard emulating a washing machine.

For the Paula Poundstone in you.

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