Japan plays Capture the Flag…with nipples

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

This video is a wee bit NSFW but it’s Japan, so I’m pretty sure you can just say you’re getting cultured instead of looking at some weird fetish game show.

Gosh, that’s so creative. I really relate to the symbolism of the game. In reality, we’re all just men being held back by elastic harnesses as we go for the nipples of glory. It’s almost Dickensian.

If American TV insists on cutting back from scripted drama, can’t they give us stuff like this instead of reality programming? I don’t think I’m alone in saying that I’d like to watch men fighting to retrieve a flag off of a nipple rather than some fat people trying not to eat their sorrows away on The Biggest Loser. And all the budget you need is like $20 for some whore to bare her boobs, $5 for a couple sticky flags, and a camera. There have been snuff films with higher budgets.

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