JARED ALLEN THINKS SCHISM IS A STD?

A. Isaac Senior Editor

This doesn’t really speak well to the education of NFL players. True, schism might be a bit of an odd word. But really, considering the amount of skanky broads NFLers seem to hang around with, you’d think they’d know a thing or two about STDs.

By the way Jared, here’s a full list…You know, just so you’re informed. How argute of me (see, now that’s an odd word)

1. AIDS
2. Syphilis
3. Gonorrhea
4. Chancroid
5. Genital Warts
6. Herpes Simplex
7. Chlamydia
8. Trichomoniasis
9. Hepatitis
10. Pubic Lice
11. Scabies

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