Jennifer Aniston looks good naked

I’m probably alone in thinking Jennifer Aniston is kind of awesome for an attention whore drama queen, but she does appear quite crazy in the new issue of GQ.

In a barbed remark, the actress joked that she goes on holiday with Jolie and Brad Pitt on weekends.

‘The funny thing is that people don’t realise we all go away to the Hamptons on the weekends,’ she told the magazine.

‘No. But can you imagine? That’d be hysterical,’ and making a reference to the couple’s children, she added: ‘I’ve got Zahara on my hip, and Knox….’

She also spoke about how she is still in touch with Pitt.

‘We don’t not talk,’ she said. ‘When there’s something to congratulate or celebrate, there’s always an exchange. But there’s no charge on it.’

And asked if she talks to Jolie, she retorted: ‘No, Nuh-uh.’

Aniston’s latest rebuttal comes as she faced the final insult this week over her marriage breakdown with Pitt after he reiterated Jolie’s recent confession that they fell in love while filming Mr and Mrs Smith in 2004 – seven months before he split with Aniston.

Aniston and Pitt broke up officially in January of 2005, meaning it’s been about four years worth of Aniston obsessing over the situation. And even though she’s showing no physical ill effects, mentally she still seems to be completely hurt. And honestly, can you blame her? She hasn’t done anything good since Friends and Angelina Jolie is like the most famous woman alive. Not to mention the fact that Brad Pitt is still quite hot, and I say that as an entirely heterosexual man. Going from Brad Pitt to John Mayer or, really, any guy, is like going from eating prime rib to being forced to blow homeless men for Purina cat chow (two great tastes that go great together).

That said, I bet that, after reassuring her about how she’s prettier than Angelina Jolie for hours on end, she’d give some awesome crazy girl sex. So if you could live with having sex with a Brad Pitt mask on, there are certainly worse deals.

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