Jennifer Ellison is pretty, topless

Posted by Douglas Charles on July 17th, 2008 at 2:30 pm

I have never seen Jennifer Ellison anywhere but on the Internet. Not on TV, in a magazine, anywhere. Never even heard her voice. And I think I am in love with her. And all you “fake boobs, not real!” whiny bastards can save your comments. Sure, if real boobs looked like Jennifer’s I’d take them over fakies too, but that’s why God invented the plastic surgeon. Are you dissing God?!

jennifer ellison Jennifer Ellison is pretty, topless

Hey, Jennifer, if you happen to read this, drop me an email, will ya? I’m not unattractive and the doctors say that I’ll be able to stop taking my medications real soon. Toodles…

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.