

Former Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins has the perfect bikini body. Not too much, not too little, of everything. I guess that’s why she was Miss Universe. I think if were in her presence and actually heard her speak with her Australian accent I might just go right on and have an accident in my pants. Something that did not happen today already. It didn’t. Seriously.




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