Jessica Simpson eats meat

Jessica Simpson is really gonna anger all those PETA goofballs with this shirt she is wearing. Unless it’s some sort of sexual innuendo, in which case, it’s just AWESOME!

I wonder if she wears that Cowboys hat when she’s in the sack with T-Romo? If I were him, I’d make her do it. That and cowboy boots. You know ’cause she’s a country singer now. That and because I would give my left nut to see Jessica Simpson naked wearing nothing but cowboy boots.

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