Jessica Simpson proves that cowboy hats are sexy

Cowboy hats are sexy on girls, as are baseball caps, but they are especially sexy on blonde chicks with big cans like Jessica Simpson.

I bet that’s how she got Tony Romo back. He showed up one day at her pad and she was wearing nothing but a cowboy hat and a smile. I know that’d get me to stay. That or her just saying, “Stay.” One of those things.

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