Jesus is a bit too picky
Chris Spags Believe me, I hate posting Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal so often, but it’s just so freaking brilliant so regularly that I can’t help it.
You know, we think Jesus is so great because the Bible says so and, maybe he was. But you know, all these people who are so amazing and good at what they do end up being total perfectionists. So what if Jesus was just really pushy and frustrated with everyone’s lack of piousness (piousity?) all the time and just slapped them in the face like they were roadies who didn’t do a great soundcheck. In fact, this would probably make a very entertaining indie comedy film. PATENT PENDING.
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