"Jizz in My Pants" is actually kind of funny

It’s commonplace on a lot of other blogs to post the SNL Digital Short from the previous weekend and go, “Ha ha!” But I think that’s kind of lame…it’d take a particularly funny one to warrant me stooping to that. And…yet here I am, stooping, with this song from former Lonely Island teammates of SNL cast member Andy Samberg and writer Jorma Taccone (supposedly off a new album they’re releasing called “Incredibad”). Note the cameos by Justin Timberlake, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, and Molly Sims.

Typical of the “gotcha” media to present premature ejaculation as a punchline. Premature ejaculation needn’t always be negative. In fact, I’ve turned my battles with the condition to a positive. You see, I have an awful sense of direction. But I’ve used the love goo that comes at inopportune times to help make a trail behind me everywhere I go, helping me get back home more effectively. It’s just like Hansel and Gretel. Only, instead of bread crumbs, it’s a veritable holocaust of handsome Chris sperm forced to die prematurely when exposed to air, like a common bubble boy.

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