JOAKIM NOAH BUSTED FOR DRUGS

Posted by A. Isaac on May 25th, 2008 at 6:00 pm

Well, color me surprised when I heard the news of Noah getting arrested. He seems like such a normal, wholesome everyday guy…

I mean,

Who doesn’t dress like this when they get drafted…

Who doesn’t party with Willy Wonka-esque sunglasses…

Who doesn’t put strange green crap in their mouth and take pictures…

Who doesn’t take great candid shots like this…

and finally,

Who doesn’t dance like this on National Tv…

By all accounts, Noah is as normal as they come…

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.