Jodie Sweetin may not have Full House, but she has a sweet pair

Why yes I did work for an hour on that headline. From your hero and mine, What Would Tyler Durden Do?, Jodie Sweetin, formerly Stephanie Tanner of Full House fame, is quite large-breasted now. Also, she battled meth addiction, something I completely missed.

February 13, 2005 — Former child star, Jodie Sweetin, recently admitted to the public that she battled a meth addiction for two years. With appearances on Good Morning America and The Big Idea with Donny Deutsch, Sweetin detailed her experience with this dangerous drug and what it took for her to seek treatment.

Sweetin’s acting career came to a pause when Full House went off the air in 1995. In an attempt to live a normal life, Sweetin went to high school and college and got married at age 20 to a police officer, who she says had no idea about her addiction. Sweetin started experimenting with meth during a time in her life when she was “unemployed and bored.” In an effort to pass the time, Sweetin’s experimentation soon became a daily habit, which eventually destroyed her marriage and caused enough concern from her former “Full House” cast mates to stage an intervention.

Wow she looked like a blimp in that link above too. I thought meth made you thin. Anyway, she’s now at the end of the road to recovery (or maybe back on meth since she lost a lot of weight it seems), and looks like a B-grade porn starlet rather than just a former child star addicted to meth. Many would say that’s a lateral move, but to those people, I say, “Look at those tittays.”

When reached for comment, Dave Coulier said, “Mooooooooooootorbooooooooooat” like Bullwinkle might, then made a wacky sound and darted away.

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