JOEL ZUMAYA INJURES TRICEP; WHO’S RESPONSIBLE

Posted by A. Isaac on July 28th, 2008 at 9:58 am

Joel Zumaya is no stranger to the odd injury. And now, surprise, surprise, yesterday, he had tightness in his tricep.

So who’s to blame for this latest injury?

Did Joel hurt himself doing another Kegstand?

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Is this another Guitar Hero incident?

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Did he try to throw too hard during his Comcast commercial?

No, no….none of those……

If I had to guess, I’d blame this chick.

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I have no idea who she is or what her relation is to Joel, but those boobies are bound to do some damage at some point in their lifetime.

Maybe Joel tripped over them.

Maybe Joel got too close and they gave him a black eye causing temporary blindness

I’m not sure and I hate to speculate but bombs like that do more harm than good.

In the future Joel, try to stay away from large objects such as these that are bound to hurt you…

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.