JOEL ZUMAYA: "IT FELT LIKE MY ARM EXPLODED"

Posted by A. Isaac on August 14th, 2008 at 9:00 am

zoom JOEL ZUMAYA: "IT FELT LIKE MY ARM EXPLODED"

This season can only get worse. In fact, I’d be very surprised if the Tigers finished .500 or better.

The latest news from Zumaya is good in that there is no major problem, however, he’s been put on the disabled list and the Tigers will likely shut him down for the season.

A season that has been as disappointing for Zumaya as it has for the fans.

I can count on my hand the number of “good outings” he had this year.

Oh yea, by the way, the Tigers have blown 8 saves since the All-Star Break. They’re leading the majors.

If you want to cry, go ahead.

I cried this morning when I stepped on the scale if it makes you feel any better

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