John McCain hates me and you. Especially you.

Posted by Chris Spags on July 7th, 2008 at 10:15 am

Some video from last December resurfaced recently, featured this morning on BuzzFeed, in which John McCain says he “hates the bloggers”.

Well that’s disconcerting. If I’m considering voting for someone, I’d prefer that they not be predisposed to hating me before even getting to know me. Women already do that. And yes, while making the chloroformings more satisfying, the overall idea of it makes me kind of sad. I expect it from them because they have vaginas, which makes them automatically predisposed for silliness. But not from my senile presidential candidates. Sniff.

Oh…you say he was probably referring to “serious” bloggers, eh? I can be serious. Remember that time I uncovered Watergate? That Woodward cocksucker is always stealing my material.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.