John McCain has some Abe Simpson qualities

Posted by Chris Spags on May 9th, 2008 at 10:15 am

Republican presidential candidate John McCain is old and kind of senile. So why not mix him together with America’s other favorite senile old man, Grandpa Abe Simpson? Oh Internet…you’re creative.

I don’t really have anything to add to this one other than there are others here (including the Onion Belt…the one I immediately sought out and assume others would too because I am a barometer of taste). I think this adds another interesting dynamic to John McCain’s presidential candidacy insomuchas I may be able to find it vaguely entertaining. Watching Barack Obama prattle on about things changing and seeing Hillary Clinton eat oats and emasculate men would probably grow tiresome after a month. But John McCain is a crazy old man who is ripe for parody. And he may like, crap himself on stage or something, as old people love to do. The possibilities are endless!

[Thanks to the intrepid reader Joe for the tip]

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.