From Jumpstart’s “Read for the Record” in Boston, which I assume involved both reading and records.
The bear subtlely undressed himself while JoJo and her ample cleavage seemed none the wiser. Note that bear’s hand position. He knows what he’s doing.
This is all too reminiscent of me the last time I was at a school. As I sat there with my unbuttoned overalls and a security guard shining a flashlight in my face, I knew the jig was up.
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