Julianne Hough!

Posted by Douglas Charles on September 16th, 2008 at 4:00 pm

You know that old saying that goes something like this? “I’d eat a pile of crap to have sex with her.” Well, Julianne Hough, I’m just sayin’…

julianne hough Julianne Hough!

Her skin sparkles and it’s not even makeup. No lie.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.