Jumping into a volcano: The coolest way to die
Chris Spags Via Buttersafe comes this upbeat comic about what’s the coolest way to kill yourself. Yeah!
I also wonder what’d be the most relaxing way to die. You might think natural causes, but then you’d feel like you’re suffocating and you feel Death coming over in his dirty black robe and he probably smells like hobo balls and rotten meat. So I’d guess sniper fire to the head while you’re lying in a hammock. It’s not pretty, but it’s efficient and also hammocks are scientifically proven to be the most amazing thing in American history. Dr. McHammock did that study, I believe.
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