Just another reason to hate the Chinese

Posted by Chris Spags on June 4th, 2009 at 1:01 pm

I don’t hate the Chinese since I love their delicious food stuffs and creative ways of oppressing the masses. But things like this makes me wonder what the Chinese are really up to.

1244056479 540x405 Just another reason to hate the Chinese

When I was younger, I opened a fortune cookie that said, “You will be heartbroken.” To this day, I’ve never dated another Asian cardiologist.

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