Kanye West wants to ruin Taylor Swift's life

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Last night was MTV’s Video Music Awards and I had no clue because I have a penis and was watching football (and True Blood, don’t judge). But the story of the night was Kanye West storming the stage during Taylor Swift’s acceptance of the Best Female Performance award and declaring that Beyonce was a more deserving artist, presumably because she’s black.

It seems to me like this was a bit fake…he just appears when the camera is panned away to increase shock value and then everyone is like “Oh no he di’n't!” and then people think, “Oh that Kanye, he’s so unpredictable and edgy” and Taylor Swift is like “Hey, now y’all remember me for something other than being lucky enough to take a face full of Jonas Brother splooge” while the MTV people go, “Yessssss, talk about us” while clad in a black cape concealed in darkness.

But yeah, if it’s real, that look of terror on Taylor Swift’s face would definitely be the main giveaway. That’s the “We don’t have no one who looks like you in my town” type of face that To Kill A Mockingbird was based on.

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