Katie Price knows how to launch lingerie
Chris Spags From the launch of her new line ASDA in London…
Katie Price/Jordan/Tits McPlastic may be a completely worthless individual but she sure knows how to use her big breasts and willingness to be naked or half-naked to achieve all sorts of goals. And what more credible person is there for a lingerie line than a woman who whores out at least half nude almost every day of the week. It’s like having a Palin daughter selling Invisible Condoms (the preferred brand of that Levi Johnston kid. Also, Freddie Mercury).
Also it’s a half-naked woman so that’s cool. And you can go spelunking inside her cavernous vagina. It’s like a vacation everywhere you go!
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