Katy Perry has boobs

From the pages of my new favorite magazine (especially since GQ has apparently decided that having a subscription is no reason to send me the magazine) Esquire comes this photoshoot of my favorite woman, Katy Perry.

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I honestly shed a tear when I saw these. She looks so good. It just…it brings joy to my heart. To see a woman who clearly was a dork growing up and really embracing who she is just touches my heart. It’s an inspiration to all the women out there. If you work hard enough and get comfortable with who you are as a woman, you too can grow breasts large enough to make me find you interesting.

*wipes a tear from my eye

Dare to dream, ladies. Dare to dream.

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