Keanu Reeves dates a topless chick named China Chow

Keanu Reeves is the kind of dude you’d find in a Lady Bar in Thailand, making a 6 year old boy tickle his testicles, at least that’s how he markets himself by hanging out with and f’ing British actresses who make a mockery of their heritage by giving themselves some kind of stripper stage name like China Chow. AND YOU CAN SEE HER BOOBIES!

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