Keanu Reeves dates a topless chick named China Chow

Posted by Douglas Charles on June 19th, 2008 at 11:00 am

Keanu Reeves is the kind of dude you’d find in a Lady Bar in Thailand, making a 6 year old boy tickle his testicles, at least that’s how he markets himself by hanging out with and f’ing British actresses who make a mockery of their heritage by giving themselves some kind of stripper stage name like China Chow. AND YOU CAN SEE HER BOOBIES!

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.