Keith Olbermann whiiiiines about waterboarding

Sean Hannity offered to get waterboarded (the act of a towel being put over your face while water is poured over you, to simulate drowning) for charity and Keith Olbermann threw a hissy fit about it, offering $1000/second Hannity can survive the torture. Take a look.

I’m typically fairly apolitical here. I liked Barack Obama at first but it’s been pretty much politics as usual with everything he’s done. I’m not in favor of obscene tax cuts for the wealthy, but I also hate losing most of my money to the government and crap I don’t care about. But one thing I absolutely am conservative on is torture of terrorists and presumed terrorists. I was in NYC during 9/11, I remember the panic and the terror. I remember how patriotic everyone was, how in favor of war, whatever everyone was. Just because this war turned to crap doesn’t mean that we should forget that. To empathize with people who, frankly, deserve worse than torture is the reason to hate people like Keith Olbermann. They’ve done horrible things to our soldiers, our tourists, our civilians. They’re not playing by our rules, but in our quest to appear “better than it” in some sort of liberal white guilt thing, we can’t do anything bad to them. They’re “savages” and we’re enlightened people. So we have to lightly prod them while flashing the lights on and off in the hopes that they reveal all of their secrets. It’s such a travesty.

So to compensate for our complete lack of justified torture, I’m going to stick my dick in the ear of the next Arab cab driver I have. We can win this war if we just all do our parts.

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