Kermit goes to the doctor

Via Carcino.gen.nz comes this look at Kermit’s health.

A friend of mine fisted a girl the other week. That has tangential relevance to the comic but, more than anything, I just wanted to put that sentence out there to the world. I don’t see the appeal in it. I mean the type of girl you can fist isn’t really going to provide much sexual satisfaction unless you’ve got an elephant penis. And additionally, I think, as a woman, seeing a man with a fist in your vagina is a real “This is my bottom” moment in your life, where you think you need to clean up your act and go back to school and get back on track.

But on the plus side, pretending that you’re hooking up with a Muppet is pretty cool. I’d probably do it and do a silly voice. It’d kill the mood, I’m sure, but come on, how often am I going to get to play puppeteer with a person without acquiring a corpse and a whole lot of sturdy rope?

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