KFC employees continue to amaze with brilliance

There’s just something about KFC and nakedness. First a couple teenage girls strip down and bathe in a KFC sink and now a couple of employees were coerced into stripping down by a random phone caller.

A Hazmat call to a Manchester [New Hampshire] Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant was determined to have been sparked by a hoax call, police said.

Firefighters were called to the restaurant on Hooksett Road because employees reported eye and skin irritation from a fire extinguisher. When emergency crews arrived, they found three employees disrobed outside of the building.

The employees told police that the restaurant got a call from someone claiming to be from corporate headquarters who asked them to test their fire suppression system. When they did and reported that they had chemicals from the extinguisher on their clothes, the caller told them they needed to take their clothes off.

The workers said they became suspicious when the caller then told them to urinate on each other.

I could see how that might arise suspicions. Typically when someone tells you that you need to urinate on someone else, there should either be a jellyfish sting or an exceptional amount of cash involved. You do have to applaud the person on the phone for coming up with a clever way for making people to disrobe though. “There are chemicals in your building” should officially become the pick-up line for assertive perverts across the land.

Personally, I’m shocked that a couple of people working at KFC would be so gullible. I’m pretty sure they have pretty high standards of education there. Like did you know you have to be able to tell the difference between cooked and uncooked chicken? It’s like what the f am I, Jonas Salk?

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