KFC totally giving up on chicken, now deep-frying humans

Hey remember that story about two KFC employees getting talked into stripping down and peeing on themselves? Well, that SAME KFC now has a situation where an employee fell into the deep-fryer.

A man was burned last night when he fell into a deep-fryer unit at a fried chicken restaurant, officials said.

The incident happened at the Kentucky Fried Chicken branch at 677 Daniel Webster Highway, officials said.

District Fire Chief Al Poulin said the 20-year-old man, whose identity wasn’t available, had been cleaning an exhaust hood over the fryer.

“He slipped and fell, and he fell down into the Friolator,” Poulin said.

The most disgusting/delicious part? You just know they didn’t adequately clean the fryer out afterwards, so I bet the next couple people who go in looking for a bucket of extra crispy end up getting some tasty 20 year-old man thrown in. It sucks because when I go to a KFC, I’m expecting first class service, cleanliness, and fresh food that tastes great. Oh, right, it’s KFC. I guess I’d be lucky if my “chicken” isn’t someone’s crap breaded and fried and the gravy isn’t just a cup full of diarrhea because, while both would certainly be flavorful, I’m really trying to keep the amount of crap I eat down to one or two portions a day. The food pyramid says that’s key to health.

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