Kid faints at wedding, probably ruins it

Posted by Chris Spags on March 10th, 2009 at 11:46 am

Via Failblog comes this important video from a wedding which simultaneously illustrates the symbolic fragility of life while also featuring a kid falling down stairs. So it’s doubly good.

The best part of it all would be if this kid passing out somehow made them stop the wedding and sent the would-be-husband to reevaluate his life and realize that his little brother falling was an omen that she wasn’t the one for him. So then the would-be-wife goes on a mission to find the little boy and extract revenge. But then they fall in love even though he’s like 12 and only then does the would-be-husband realize that she was the one for him all along. So the 12 year-old craps on his bed. The end.

And this is why I didn’t become a screenwriter. Either that or because all of my scripts were manufactured by cutting words out of newspapers and pasting them onto paper.

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