Kids, be afraid of these strangers

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

The world is a crappy place with bad people everywhere. Fortunately, this video entitled StrangerSmart will get your kids familiar with the different types of creeps and pedos who want into their underoos.

That second chick could kidnap the crap out of me any day. “Oh no busty older women, please don’t take me…I’d rather stay in my home and have to go to school and eat broccoli.” Kids are so naive.

My codeword for my kids will be “I won’t rape you.” I figure it serves the purpose of informing the kids that A) the person picking them up is safe to go with and B) Reminding them that they will, in fact, not find themselves raped. Works on two levels.

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