Kiefer Sutherland is good at sobriety

The 24 finale made me kind of sad because, well, I thought it kind of blew. But when searching for Kiefer Sutherland-related Internet stuffs, I came across this old photo and it amused me quite a bit, so here it is.

My favorite part of the photo is the nonchalance with which Kiefer is sitting there, like this is a totally normal situation and everything is status quo. That’s the thing with celebrities…when Kiefer does something like this in a restaurant, it’s “Oh, that wacky drunk!” But when I do something like this in a similar establishment, the guy in the Chuck E. Cheese costume just won’t stop hassling me. Hey, if the Skee Ball machine didn’t want to see my erect penis, maybe it shouldn’t have been so loose with its holes.

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