Kim Kardashian defends Jessica Simpson's moo-cow-ness
Chris Spags The Internet has been abuzz after Jessica Simpson appeared in public looking like she gained approximately seven thousand pounds. Fortunately, after Ashlee Simpson defended her yesterday, Kim Kardashian has come to her aid today.
Kim Kardashian is coming to Jessica Simpson’s defense – one curvy girl to another – following a slew of reports ridiculing Simpson’s fuller figure.
In an exclusive interview with PEOPLE Wednesday, Kardashian, 28, said, “Call me crazy, but when I saw the picture [of Simpson performing Jan. 25 in Pembroke Pines, Fla.], I was like, ‘Oh my God, Jessica looks hot!’ ”
Kardashian, whose E! reality show Keeping Up with the Kardashians returns in March, says she has no issues whatsoever with Simpson’s outfit, which many critics slammed. “I actually love the outfit. I think she looks amazing. I love high-waisted jeans, I loved that belt, and her hair looked fabulous.”
Adds Kardashian, who’s attending the Super Bowl this weekend with football player beau Reggie Bush of the New Orleans Saints, “I get that she does look curvier, but to me, there’s nothing wrong it.”
No stranger herself to barbs about her own curvy physique, Kardashian says, “It doesn’t really bother me anymore. I love curves. Being super skinny just isn’t attractive to me. When I saw that picture, I knew everyone was going to say something. And I thought, ‘You know what? Leave Jessica alone!’ She’s fabulous, she’s a really sweet girl, and I admire her for putting up with it.”
There’s a pretty marked difference between the curves on Kim Kardashian and the “curves” that Jessica Simpson has been sporting. Primarily that Kim Kardashian has big boobs and a huge ass but seems to go to the gym to keep the rest of her body in check with stuff like cardio or light weight training. Conversely, Jessica Simpson seems to have big boobs and has decided to supplement that with workouts consisting of eating gallons of ice cream and sucking lard directly out of plastic surgery patients. So no, I don’t think that’s analogous.
There also seems to be a disconnect in the blogging communities about Jessica’s fatness. Primarily that women seem to think Jessica Simpson is healthier now because women secretly(ish) hate us all for requesting that they look hot and don’t just sit around while eating ho-hos and watching Days of Our Lives. Conversely, men are disappointed that they can’t jack off to Jessica Simpson any more without beer goggles. I don’t look to celebrity whores looking for a realistic vision of what a woman would look like. I want to fantasize about perfection. Jessica Simpson is completely f’ing untalented and now looks like a cuteish fat chick you’d see at Lane Bryant while shopping with your mom. That doesn’t do it for me. So basically f you Jessica Simpson is what I’m saying and thanks for ruining that for me. Selfish.
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