Kim Kardashian demands you know she works out

Posted by Chris Spags on February 20th, 2009 at 11:20 am

From some gym in LA…

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I like how Kim Kardashian just goes around getting photographed going to the gym because this way you know her workout plan doesn’t just consist of her getting $5 dollar footlongs both from Subway and from miscellaneous gentlemen of color. I also really respect her for wearing just spandex pants to the gym, because if there’s one thing you want to do when you have an ass the size of an oil tanker, it’s shove it into fabric as tight as a drum. Her ass looks like it’s pregnant. Which I’m pretty sure is not how babies are made. I learned this a long time ago. Like, easily last Tuesday.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.