Kim Kardashian is empowering Africa
Chris Spags From a dinner called “Empowerment for Africa” last night in NYC…
I know right, stunner..Kim Kardashian, black dudes, no way! But while it certainly makes sense that she wants to keep a growing pool of well-endowed, athletic black men feeling good about themselves, she probably could have gone about it in better ways. What could empower a group of black men more than going to this benefit in a pair of assless chaps or daisy dukes? She could have given the keynote speech and just started shaking her ass while people sprayed her with baby oil.
Just remember kids, when you’re trying to empower Africa, always use a condom. Same with Haiti. And Magic Johnson. And when you want to empower heroin addicts with a penchant for dirty needles. Silly heroin addicts, haven’t you heard of bleach cleaner?
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