Kittens and boobs make for great entertainment

Posted by Chris Spags on September 24th, 2008 at 1:43 pm

There’s a magical internet out there full of whimsy and wonder. Things like cats playing with boobs particularly appeal to me because I greatly enjoy both of those things and find them equally adorable. Hence this video.

Now I’d be a little annoyed if this were either my cat or my breasts because it’s like, “Hey, Fluffy, let’s cool out and let daddy play with the goods.” But I love aggression and tenacity so, at the same time, I really respect what this cat is all about.

In fact, he seems downright dangerous. He could find and kill Osama bin Laden (so long as bin Laden has a pair of luscious breasts nearby). He could be America’s greatest weapon ORRRRRR…it’s greatest enemy. DUN DUNNNN

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