From the opening of some boutique in Beverly Hills.

It’s a rare treat to not have something overtly negative to say about some celebrity girl. She looks good here. She doesn’t really do any absurd things for the attention of gossip rags. She’s the voice of Gossip Girl. Kristen Bell’s pretty awesome all around.
HOWEVER I will say that many women should learn a lot from Kristen Bell. I mean, is it so much to ask that every woman be petite with perky breasts and a tight ass in addition to being rich and famous, but not too famous, and pretty and adorable in a Tinkerbellish way? I think not. You know, actually, maybe that is too much to ask. I guess we could just kill off all non-Kristen Bell women and just replace you all with various cloned versions of her with slight genetic differences. Like black Kristen Bell, athletic Kristen Bell, Latina Kristen Bell (pronounced “Kristeñ Be-y”). Yeah maybe we should stop cloning sheep and wombats and whatever the f and get to work on this Kristen Bell-based utopia!










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