Larry King is pretty hip

One would be hard-pressed to find a TV host who’s more out of touch with society than Larry King; his knowledge of pop culture is at best as tangential as an elderly Jewish woman who’s been living in a cave for the past 30 years. But if nothing else, the man knows how to keep his fashion nice and current.

I don’t think I can trash him so bad; his outfit seems like something I might wear as a male in his mid 20s (if not in practicality, than at least in the abstract). But at the same time, I’m totally taken aback. I had no clue they allowed zombified corpses into Urban Outfitters. Which is really going to come in handy when the undead rise from the ground en masse. Their clothes are so tattered and smelly…talk about what not to wear! Fashion faux pas!

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