Latina reporter gets assaulted. Sexily, but not sexually

I haven’t been keeping up with my Spanish TV enough so I have no clue when this is from, but some reporter lady from the hit show El Gordo y La Flaca interviewed radio guy Eddie “Piolin” Sotelo. After asking a personal question, Piolin had the logical response to pick her up and lay her on top of him. She didn’t seem to like it.

Was she hiding a penis or something? That’s a pretty big mosaic’d out crotch when she falls down. If is isn’t a penis, wow, she must look like she fell groin first into a pound of freshly cut roast beef. It’d be impossible to go down on her without two slices of bread and some spicy brown mustard.

That said, you can’t condone the guy’s behavior. Yes it’s a wacky news show, but you can’t go around lifting up women like that. Pretty sure women fought hard for the right not to be lifted up by random Latino men during their battle for civil rights. Or after the wilding at the Puerto Rican Day parade. Either way, it was really a triumph for all of womankind to not be picked up like bowling balls by strangers with rich mustaches.

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