Launching a baby across the room seems like a good idea

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not much of a fan of having babies at this point in my life, but something about launching a newborn by jumping on a pillow seems like a BAAAAAAD idea.

A Georgia teen is facing child cruelty charges after an online video showed a young man launching a baby several feet across a room using an inflatable pillow.

The video posted on YouTube shows the boy putting a baby on one side of a large yellow pillow and then jumping on the pillow, sending the child flying several feet across the floor, where the baby lands and cries.

“He really had no explanation — just thought it would be funny to put it on YouTube,” Col. Duane Sepp of the Lee County Sheriff’s Office told FOX News. “It’s all about, I guess, that five seconds of glory or whatever, and it’s terrible it has to happen at the cost of an 8-month-old child.”

Don’t get me wrong, I’m a big fan of abortions…first trimester, second, sixth, really any. But this just seems like a classless way to go about it. Killing babies isn’t supposed to be FUN. It’s supposed to be businesslike. Kids these days. No respect for nothin’.

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