Leelee Sobieski needs to loosen up

Posted by Chris Spags on December 16th, 2008 at 12:27 pm

From the opening of a new Dolce and Gabbana store in Los Angeles.

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I <3 Leelee Sobieski. She's tall, she's Russian or some crap, and she has amazing boobs. But then she always dresses like this and it's the same problem I had with Audrina Patridge. Would it kill you to put on some slutty leather number that simultaneously rides up and underexposes your chest?

Please stop dressing like you’re the Ghost of Christmas Past.

Regards,
Chris

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.