LeGARETTE BLOUNT PUNCHES BOISE STATE PLAYER

Posted by A. Isaac on September 4th, 2009 at 5:00 am

You need to watch this whole clip to truly grasp the mental breakdown LeGarrete Blount has.

At first, he just looks like a child. Then you begin to wonder if he needs a straitjacket of some kind. Then you wonder why this guy isn’t in a mental facility.

I was hoping some random Boise State player would give him the ol’ Kermit Washington treatment but alas, they thought better.

And I wonder if the Boise State linemen was making fun of his name. Because, come on, let’s admit it.

That’s a stupid name.

Maybe LeGarette is a bit sensitive about it. Personally, I don’t respect anybody with a “Le” in front of their name. Too French for me. And as we all know, the French are cowards.

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.