Leighton Meester is adorable

Posted by Chris Spags on November 7th, 2008 at 10:59 am

From some benefit thrown by Lucky Magazine…

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I like Leighton Meester a lot even though she’s practically a grandmother agewise when compared to my other Gossip Girl fave Taylor Momsen (then again, the Internet is older than Taylor Momsen so I guess that’s not saying much). She just has a little Cy look in her eyes, like she’d laugh at a guy for prematurely ejaculating. I find that quite sexy. Until she laughs at me for premature ejaculating. Then the look in her eyes looks more like “Holy crap, I can’t believe he just kicked me in the C.”

I also like that her dress looks kind of like the one Pebbles from the Flintstones would have on. Based on Wilma, and Fred’s juicy ass, I bet she really grew up to be something worthwhile.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.