Being 8’5″ can’t be easy. Getting chicks is probably harder.
Stadnik says his dream is finding a soul mate, just like the former titleholder, China’s Bao Xishun, who was married last year.
“I think the future holds that for me,” he said.
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But fear not Mr. Stadnik, I found somebody for you.
I know you’re not picky and more than likely, you just need to get laid so here you go.
Meet Yao Defen. The tallest woman in the world.
A match made in heaven I tell ya!
I hear Isiah Thomas will pay for the wedding and everything as long he can sign your firstborn to a contract.
Let me know how it goes!
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