March 25, 2008 10:31 am

Leonid Stadnik looks for a wife

Follow @WorldofIsaac More from A. Isaac >

Being 8’5″ can’t be easy. Getting chicks is probably harder.

Stadnik says his dream is finding a soul mate, just like the former titleholder, China’s Bao Xishun, who was married last year.

“I think the future holds that for me,” he said.

But fear not Mr. Stadnik, I found somebody for you.

I know you’re not picky and more than likely, you just need to get laid so here you go.

Meet Yao Defen. The tallest woman in the world.

A match made in heaven I tell ya!

I hear Isiah Thomas will pay for the wedding and everything as long he can sign your firstborn to a contract.

Let me know how it goes!

follow guyism: