Lexcorp is looking for a bailout

Posted by Chris Spags on March 11th, 2009 at 10:02 am

You know what seems like kind of a money pit? Supervillainy. That’s why Lex Luthor (as played by Mad Men’s Jon Hamm) is seeking a bailout for his company, Lexcorp.

I can’t say I have a whole lot of experience in supervillainy, so I’d hate to be a backseat villain but how about you just roofie Lois Lane and shove a Kryptonite Nuvaring in her cooch? At that point, it just seems like it’d be a matter of patience. Plus any time he got around her, he’d start to feel woozy. But he loves her too much to stay away. It’s like really wanting to bang a girl but then you find out she has herpes. But you’re like, “Hmm, but I’ve invested like a couple hours now…what are the odds I’d catch it?” Anyway, that’s how I got this cold sore. So basically I’m Superman.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.