Lexcorp is looking for a bailout

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

You know what seems like kind of a money pit? Supervillainy. That’s why Lex Luthor (as played by Mad Men’s Jon Hamm) is seeking a bailout for his company, Lexcorp.

I can’t say I have a whole lot of experience in supervillainy, so I’d hate to be a backseat villain but how about you just roofie Lois Lane and shove a Kryptonite Nuvaring in her cooch? At that point, it just seems like it’d be a matter of patience. Plus any time he got around her, he’d start to feel woozy. But he loves her too much to stay away. It’s like really wanting to bang a girl but then you find out she has herpes. But you’re like, “Hmm, but I’ve invested like a couple hours now…what are the odds I’d catch it?” Anyway, that’s how I got this cold sore. So basically I’m Superman.

What'd you think of this?

Cast My Vote

Other Stories You Might LIke

comment on this story

blog comments powered by Disqus