Lightning

Via Chainsawsuit comes this comic about lightning and various lightning-related endeavors.

I’m ashamed to admit that I’m pretty terrified of lightning. Every time I hear lightning, I run under the bed, cowering and covered in tears. It sounds crazy, but it’s totally true. Though, in my defense, lightning did inappropriately touch me as a child. But you try getting an amorphous flash of electricity to register as a sex offender..good luck!

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