Lindsay Lohan in a bikini is still noteworthy

Posted by Chris Spags on April 27th, 2009 at 2:45 pm

From the beautiful…uh…lawns of Maui.

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Now I’m not saying that Lindsay Lohan is the perfect woman, because I typically like less cocaine and more hugs (for example, see the cleverly titled anti-drug video I did entitled “Less Cocaine and More Hugs”), but she’s looking pretty good to me. Who knew that to get into prime shape all she had to do was ditch the the tuna-munching anchor around her neck? I’d recommend more gals get into stupid lesbian relationships with women who look like storks and then break up with them so they look this good.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying that to be sexy you need to be ultra thing and scantily clad or whatever. You also need big boobs. Much like on an AIDS test, 66% isn’t going to quite suffice here.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.