Lindsay Lohan is learning how to not show her boobs

From outside some club in LA…

There was once a time when Lindsay Lohan would run free in her see-through tops, boobs bouncing in the wind without a care in the world. But now, it seems as though in some sort of evolutionary change, she’s learning. Adapting. Changing so that we lose the one thing remotely of interest about her.

Yes, she has her hair flowing over her chest in all of the photos I’ve seen taken from last night. It appears though her solution to the paparazzi always photographing her in see-through shirts is not to do something crazy like, say, wear a bra or, I dunno, not wear a shirt that will be see-through when a camera flashes. But rather, her solution is to pull her hair over her breasts like she just emerged from the Blue Lagoon or as though she were a mermaid. We’re one week away from her just strapping clams over her nipples while she befriends a jive talking lobster.

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