LIONS FINALLY GET BLACKED OUT

Posted by A. Isaac on October 23rd, 2008 at 12:30 pm

lions LIONS FINALLY GET BLACKED OUT

For years, local companies would bail out the Lions and buy the last several thousand tickets. Just a handful of weeks ago, furniture company Gardener White bought up 3000 right before the deadline.

But after 50 straight sellouts, nobody could bail out the Lions this time. The Lions will endure their first television blackout of the Ford Field era.

And I can tell you as a fan of the NFL, we are all better off here in Detroit.
We are all better off not having to endure watching these aholes fall down 21-0 only to stage a weak ass comeback.
We are all better off watching somewhat competitive and meaningful football.

And we are all better off not watching quarterback throwaway Dan Orlovsky run out of the back of the end zone like this is pop warner football

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.