Look both ways before you cross the street

A. Isaac Senior Editor


Im with stupid bg Look both ways before you cross the street

There are certain things you learn as you go through your life that seemingly stick with your forever.

“Look both ways before you cross the street” is a perfect example”

When you’re a kid, you’re told

“Don’t talk to strangers”

Great advice that you will more than likely pass onto your kids

So where does the

“LOOK IN YOUR REARVIEW MIRROR YOU STUPID ASSHOLE” fit into the realm of this discussion.

While I was pumping gas on Saturday night, a man decided he didn’t need to look behind him before reversing. I wonder if he thought he had some kind of
telepathic powers so he could feel if there was somebody there. Either way, I had no way of stopping him as I was standing there waving my arms and telling him to stop.

After hitting my car, the guy gets out and says “Sorry man” as I was screaming expletives at him. But what happened next was far more suprising. This asshole gets in his car and tries to leave.

I was shocked. Who hits somebody, gets out and says sorry and then just leaves. Incomprehensible I tell ya. Good thing my buddy Johnny stepped in front of his car before he left. The man then asks “Is there any damage”.

Hell, I don’t know buddy, you just backed into my car, whaddya think?

So this guy gets the “DUMB ASSHOLE OF THE YEAR” award.

I know you have my name by the way, so when you google it, I hope to God you come across this site and realize how much of a dipcrap you are.

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